The Sorcerer's Apprentice2010

Balthazar:
You have abused the sacred art, and you have abused the Merlin Circle. Magic isn't a game. No shortcuts! Falling in that water and getting electrocuted, that's how a sorcerer loses his power.

Dave:
What rule is that?! 14th?! 27th?! I can't even remember! What difference does it make if it's obvious that I can't even control a few mops?!

Balthazar:
The stronger the man, the stronger the sorcerer.

Dave:
Thank you. Thank you for another useless motto.

Balthazar:
I have another one for you. You will not control your magic if you will not control yourself. You need to stop your worrying and start believing in yourself.

Dave:
Is that what you do?

Balthazar:
What I do isn't the point.

Dave:
I think it is. I'm convinced you exist purely to make my life a living hell.

Balthazar:
You don't know anything about a living hell. You're making progress.

Dave:
No, I'm not making progress. No ring, right? No magic. I can't move the chairs. I can't do it. It's not me, Balthazar, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm not it. I'm not a hero. I'm not the Prime Merlinean. I'm just a physics nerd who looks really, really stupid in these shoes.