Superbad2007

Director: Greg Mottola
Stars: Jonah Hill, Michael Cera, Christopher Mintz-Plasse, Bill Hader, Seth Rogen
Genre: Comedy
Rating: R (Restricted)
Runtime: 113 minutes

Superbad is a 2007 comedy film about two co-dependent high school seniors who are forced to deal with separation anxiety after their plan to stage a booze-soaked party goes awry. more »

Fogell:
Yo, guys! What's up?

Evan:
Fogell, where have you been, man?

Seth:
You almost gave me a goddamn heart attack. Let me see it. Did you pussy out or what?

Fogell:
No, no, man. I got it. It is flawless. Check it!

Evan:
[examining the fake ID] Hawaii. All right, that's good. That's hard to trace, I guess. Wait, you changed your name to... McLovin?

Fogell:
Yeah.

Evan:
McLovin? What kind of a stupid name is that, Fogell? What, are you trying to be an Irish R&B singer?

Fogell:
No, they let you pick any name you want when you get down there.

Seth:
And you landed on McLovin?

Fogell:
Yeah. It was between that and Muhammad.

Seth:
Why the f*** would it between that and Muhammad?! Why don't you just pick a common name like a normal person?

Fogell:
"Muhammad" is the most commonly used name on Earth. Read a f***ing book for once!

Evan:
Fogell, have you actually ever met anyone named "Muhammad"?

Fogell:
Have you actually ever met anyone named "McLovin"?

Seth:
No! That's why you picked a dumb f***ing name!

Fogell:
F*** you!

Seth:
Give me that. All right, you look like a future pedophile in this picture, number 1. Number 2: it doesn't even have a first name. It just says "McLovin"!

Evan:
What?! One name? One name? Who are you, Seal?

Seth:
Fogell, this ID says that you're 25 years old. Why wouldn't you just put 21, man?

Fogell:
Seth, Seth, Seth. Listen up, ass-face! Every day, hundreds of kids go into the liquor store with fake IDs, and every single one says they're 21. How many 21-year-olds do you think there are in this town? It's called f***ing strategy, all right?

Evan:
Stay calm, okay? Let's not lose our heads. It's-it's a fine ID. It'll-it's going to work. It's passable, okay? This isn't terrible. I mean, it's up to you, Fogell. This guy is either going to think, "Here's another kid with a fake ID," or "Here's McLovin, a 25-year-old Hawaiian organ donor." Okay? So what's it gonna be?

Fogell:
[grinning] I am McLovin!

Seth:
No, you're not. No one's McLovin. McLovin's never existed because that's a made-up, dumb, f***ing fairy tale name, you f***!

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