Wreck-It Ralph2012

[Sour Bill is cleaning up Vanellope's broken go-kart]

Ralph:
Hey, Cough Drop! Explain somethin' to me; If Vanellope was never meant to exist, then why is her picture on the side of the game console?

Sour Bill:
Uh...

[Sour Bill tries to make a run for it, but Ralph grabs him.]

Ralph:
What's goin' on in this candy-coated heart of darkness?

Sour Bill:
Nothin'.

Ralph:
Talk!

Sour Bill:
No.

Ralph:
I'll lick you!

Sour Bill:
You wouldn't.

Ralph:
Oh yeah?

[Ralph licks him.]

Sour Bill:
Ugh! It's like sandpaper!

Ralph:
Mmm, I wonder how many licks it'll take to get to your center?

Sour Bill:
I'll take it to my grave!

Ralph:
Fair enough. [tosses Sour Bill into his mouth] Oh, they call you Sour Bill for a reason! [Sour Bill lets out a muffled scream and Ralph takes him out] Had enough yet?

Sour Bill:
Okay, okay, I'll talk, I'll talk! Vanellope was a racer until King Candy tried to delete her code!

Ralph:
Tried to delete her code? So that's why she's a glitch! Why is he doing this to her?!

Sour Bill:
I don't know!

Ralph:
Suit yourself. [starts to put Sour Bill back in his mouth]

Sour Bill:
No, no, no, no, no, no! I swear I don't know! He literally locked up our memories and I cannot remember! Nobody can! But I do know this. He'll do anything to keep her from racing. Because if she crosses the finish line, the game will reset and she won't be a glitch anymore!

Ralph:
Where is she now?

Sour Bill:
In the fungeon with Fix-It Felix.

Ralph:
Felix?!

Sour Bill:
I'm sorry! That's all I know, that's all I know, I swear! Now please, don't put me back in your filthy mouth again!

[Sour Bill sobs and Ralph sticks him to a lollipop tree]

Ralph:
Stick around! [gathers up the remains of Vanellope's broken go-kart and takes off]

Sour Bill:
Yes, okay, I will, I will. Thank you.