Bruce Almighty2003

Stars: Jim Carrey, Morgan Freeman, Jennifer Aniston, Philip Baker Hall
Genre: Comedy, Drama, Fantasy
Rating: PG-13
Runtime: 101 minutes

Bestowing Jim Carrey with godlike powers is a ripe recipe for comedy, and Bruce Almighty delivers the laughs that Carrey's mainstream fans prefer. The high-concept premise finds Carrey playing Bruce Nolan, a frustrated Buffalo TV reporter, stuck doi… more »

Thank you Susan! Bruce Nolan here aboard the Maid of the Mist at Niagara falls.

Thank you, God.

Thank God.

First off, I want to add another congratulations to Evan Baxter. It's good to see what someone with real talent can accomplish when great opportunities are given to him instead of me. Anyway, I'm here, I believe with Katherine Hepburn's mom. Tell me, why did you toss the blue "heart of the ocean" jewel over the railing of Titanic? Did you feel guilty at all letting Leonardo Decaprio freeze, while you were safe floating on the big door? Do you think he would have survived if you had taken turns, or were you too afraid to freeze your big fat ass off?

Did I just hear...?

Well, I guess that's the way life works, isn't it? Some people are drenched, freezing to death, on a stupid boat, with a stupid umbrella...

While others who aren't fit to kiss my willy, are sitting in a nice, comfy news room, sucking up all the glory!

This isn't happening. This isn't happening...

Now, let's speak to the owner. Come on in here Bill. Bill, you've been running the Maid of the Mist for 23 years. Tell me, why do you think I didn't get the anchor job?

Is it my hair?

My teeth are not white enough? Or, like the great falls, is the very bedrock of my Life eroding beneath me? ERODING, EEEERODING, EEEEEERODDDING.

All right, cut the feed! Cut to black if you have to.

I'm Bruce Nolan for Eyewitness News. Back to you, f***ers!

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