Clerks.

Clerks.1994

Stars: Brian O'Halloran, Jeff Anderson, Marilyn Ghigliotti, Lisa Spoonauer
Genre: Comedy
Rating: R
Runtime: 92 minutes

Before Kevin Smith became a Hollywood darling with Chasing Amy, a film he wrote and directed, he made this $27,000 comedy about real-life experiences working for chump change at a New Jersey convenience store. A rude, foul-mouthed collection of anec… more »



Dante Hicks:
You said you only had sex with three different guys; you never mentioned him!

Veronica Loughran:
Because I never HAD sex with him.

Dante Hicks:
You sucked his dick!

Veronica Loughran:
We went out a few times. We never had sex but we fooled around.

Dante Hicks:
Oh my God, WHY did you tell me you only had sex with three different guys?

Veronica Loughran:
Because I DID only have sex with three different guys; that doesn't mean I didn't just go with people.

Dante Hicks:
Oh my God, I feel so nauseous!

Veronica Loughran:
I'm sorry, Dante, I thought you understood!

Dante Hicks:
I did understand! I understood that you had sex with three different guys and that's all you said!

Veronica Loughran:
Please calm down.

Dante Hicks:
How many?

Veronica Loughran:
Dante...

Dante Hicks:
How many d*cks have you sucked?

Veronica Loughran:
Let it go!

Dante Hicks:
How many?

Veronica Loughran:
All right, shut up a second and I'll tell you! Jesus! I didn't freak out like this when you told me how many girls you f***ed!

Dante Hicks:
This is different, this is important. How many?

Dante Hicks:
Well?

Veronica Loughran:
Something like... 36.

Dante Hicks:
What? Something like 36?

Veronica Loughran:
Lower your voice.

Dante Hicks:
Wait a minute, what is that anyway, something like 36? Does that INCLUDE me?

Veronica Loughran:
Ummm... 37.

Dante Hicks:
I'm 37?

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