American Psycho2000

Patrick Bateman:
Do you like Huey Lewis and the news?

Paul Allen:
They're OK.

Patrick Bateman:
Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in '83,I think they really came into their own, commercial and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consimante professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far much more bitter, cynical sense of humour.

Paul Allen:
Hey Halberstram.

Patrick Bateman:
Yes, Allen?

Paul Allen:
Why are their copies of the style section all over the place, d-do you have a dog? A little chow or something?

Patrick Bateman:
No, Allen.

Paul Allen:
Is that a rain coat?

Patrick Bateman:
Yes it is! In '87, Huey released this, Fore, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip to be Square", a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself.

Patrick Bateman:
Hey Paul!

Patrick Bateman:
TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW YOU F***ING STUPID BASTARD! YOU, F***ING BASTARD!