George Carlin: Complaints and Grievances

     

George Carlin: Complaints and Grievances2001



George Carlin:
Guys who fly around the world in a f***in' balloon. What is this, 1850? Get a f***in' airline ticket, would you please? And when are the media going to realize that people are not interested in some rich trouser stain who's so bored he's got to fly around in a balloon all day? I hope the next guy gets hit by lightning! And flies around in little fart circles: Fffffffffffffffbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb! And lands in a sewage treatment pond. And sinks with the rest of the turds!

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