Last Shot2004

Joe Devine:
Delores, I have these presents I wanna give to Sasha. Where is she?

Delores:
I'm sorry, sir. Your dog is dead. She killed herself.

Joe Devine:
What?

Delores:
The Jacuzzi. She threw herself into the Jacuzzi. I tried to find you. It was horrible.

Joe Devine:
Oh, no. Maybe she fell in.

Delores:
Oh, there was a witness. Alejandro, the gardener's son. It was suicide.

Joe Devine:
Suicide?

Delores:
She was lonely. She couldn't stand it any more.

Joe Devine:
Then why the f*** didn't you go outside and play with her? Throw the little red ball with her?

Delores:
I'm sorry, Mr Devine. I know you loved that dog. On Tuesday, she dug up all the flowers and then took a dump in the kitchen. I believe that was her note.