30 Rock2006

Jack Donaghy:
Lemon, there was once a great American named George Henderson. He met a woodland ape or sasquach and despite it's dangerous message of environmentalism became it's friend. When the time came to do the hard thing and send it back into the forest where it belonged, and birds could perch on it's shoulder because it was gentle, George Henderson summoned the strenght and by God, he did it. Did it hurt? You bet it hurt. Like a bastard. But he did it because it was the right thing to do... for the woodland ape. You think about that.