30 Rock2006

Dennis Duffy:
I'm moving into my new apartment so I've got one last thing to say to you and I'll be out of your life forever. [reading from written letter] Dear Liz Lemon: While other women have bigger b*obs than you, no other woman has as big a heart. When I saw you getting ready to go out and get nailed by a bunch of guys last night, I knew for sure it was over between us, and for the first time since the '86 World Series, I cried... I cried like a big, dumb homo. And if it was up to me, we'd be together forever. But there's a new thing called "women's liberation", which gives you women the right to choose and you have chosen to abort me, and that I must live with. So tonight, when you arrive home, I'll be gone. I officially renounce my squatter's rights.