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Charles Clark:
So, I assume you're here because the Wilsons have had enought of your shenanigans. I forgive you. And of course you can come home. In fact, I need you to. These are tough times for the family and we need to circle the wagons.

Naomi Clark:
It's a tough time for you. You're the one who sexually harassed Portia's mother...

Charles Clark:
[interupting] Allegely. I'm a family man, Naomi. I value family, morals, clean living.

Naomi Clark:
[laughs] What the hell?

Jen Clark:
[enters] Don't blaspheme, Naomi.

Charles Clark:
Jen, you're home!

Jen Clark:
Sorry I haven't called, Daddy.

Charles Clark:
How's school?

Jen Clark:
Well, I'm learning lots. I just took time off so I figure I'd come visit the old homestead.

Charles Clark:
[stammering] Well... things are tough, but I'm so glad you're here. You can stay with me and Gail and Naomi of course. How's that for a plan?

Jen Clark:
Oh, I'm glad we're here too. But there is no way on Earth I'm going to rally around some narcissistc, freaky, old sexual degenerate just because he happens to be my father. And neither is Naomi. So, I have a slightly different plan. I think Naomi should get the first installment of her trust fund... right now. I mean, there's no reason she should have to wait until she's 21 like I did. And there's certainly no reason she should have to live with you and you... and "Gail".

Charles Clark:
That's ridicoulous. Naomi's only 16. She can't sign a lease for a house.

Jen Clark:
But I can. Naomi and I are going to live together.

Charles Clark:
Why should I agree to that?

Jen Clark:
Two words. Michele Braverman.

Naomi Clark:
[to Jen] Who's Michele Braverman?

Jen Clark:
She was my tennis pro when I was 16. Quite an attractive girl. 16-years-old like I was. Ruddy, robust, very... healthy, wasn't she, Daddy? Now you give me the money, and we'll play the dutiful daughters and I will not tell the press about another incident in your past that you'd want to cover up.

Charles Clark:
[intimidated] Fine. I'll have my business manager send you the papers in the morning.