Absolutely Fabulous1992

Plum Berkeley:
Is that your daughter downstairs?

Edina 'Eddy' Monsoon:
Did you see her?

Plum Berkeley:
A bit fat, isn't she?

Edina 'Eddy' Monsoon:
She's not fat, she's pregnant.

Patsy Stone:
Yes, well anyway...

Plum Berkeley:
By that big black guy?

Edina 'Eddy' Monsoon:
What?

Plum Berkeley:
Is she pregnant by that big black guy?

Patsy Stone:
Shut up, Plum, just salute the sun!

Edina 'Eddy' Monsoon:
Pats?

Patsy Stone:
No, Eddie.

Edina 'Eddy' Monsoon:
He's Black? [visions of a mixed-race toddler dance through Edina's head] I'm gonna have a mixed-race baby! I'm gonna have a mixed-race baby, darling!

Patsy Stone:
It doesn't make any difference, it's still a baby!

Edina 'Eddy' Monsoon:
It makes a difference, darling, a mixed-race baby is the finest accessory a person in my position could ever have, sweetheart! Oh, my God, it's the must-have of the season! It's the CHANEL of babies!