Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.2013

Skye:
I called with an equally pressing question for you, my S.O... What are we supposed to do if we have to pee?

Grant Ward:
[unamused] You broke protocol because you needed a bathroom break.

Skye:
It was a really, really long drive and everyone's nervous.

Grant Ward:
[sighs] There's a container at the bottom of the blue chest.

Skye:
[to Simmons] Bottom of the blue chest. [Simmons and goes digging and pulls out an empty water bottle. She gives Skye a look]

Skye:
Not the *water bottle*.

Grant Ward:
That's the one.

Skye:
Did you never learn the thing where boy parts and girl parts are different, and our parts aren't penises!

Grant Ward:
Coulson and I are trying to find a dangerous criminal, if there's nothing else pressing...

Skye:
One more thing, Fitz wants to know if you packed any snacks.

Leo Fitz:
[Into the phone] I'm feeling a bit peckish.

Skye:
[There's a noise on the other end] Ah, Hello, hello? He hung *up*!