Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.2013

Leo Fitz:
Okay, listen, because I'm only gonna say this once. I've already lost a friend. And it may sound strange, but to get her back I need to understand the properties of an ancient monolith. Now, I've learned it was buried in the Yucatan after being dragged around the Earth for a few hundred years. And originally found where there were artifacts, mostly worthless, except one. A scroll casing over a thousand years old. The casing holds a parchment which reportedly describes exactly what this monolith is, which is I want to know. Now, I tracked this scroll casing - not easy - through history to the Mosul Central Museum in Iraq, where it was taken by your extremist buddies when they ransacked the place this year. And, I'm ninety percent sure it's in this room. So. You can either hand it over in exchange for what's in there, or you can spill my guts in the sand and use the briefcase as a booster seat. [Heavy sigh followed by a nervous clearing of his throat] Totally your call.