Alfred Hitchcock Presents1955

Himself - Host:
You needn't sit there staring. We're not going to show you anymore. In fact, I'm not even going to tell you what happened. Television audiences are becoming entirely too dependent. You expect us to do everything for you. [he holds up his hands and flexes his fingers; they squeak and creak loudly, as the door did] This oil is terribly difficult to get rid of. Look, while I'm working on this, please listen closely to the following and do exactly what they tell you.