All My Children1970

Simone Torres:
You know no-one is going to buy it. I would never need to be artificially inseminated. You know this could decimate my love life. Not to mention my threshhold for pain is like non-existent. I practically passed out when you stomped on my foot! I can't survive childbirth!

Greenlee Smythe du Pres Lavery:
[from the bedroom] Just because you're being inseminated doesn't mean you're having the baby.

Simone Torres:
Get in here and explain that. I'm definitely gonna need you to draw pictures.

Greenlee Smythe du Pres Lavery:
Brace yourself!

[Greenlee comes out of the bedroom disguised as Simone]

Greenlee Smythe du Pres Lavery:
Hi, I'm Simone Torres. Glad to meet you. Like looking in a mirror isn't it?

Simone Torres:
Oh, God I hope not.

Greenlee Smythe du Pres Lavery:
Maybe it's the inner you. Be very afraid.