All That1994

Complaint Department Lady:
Complaint Department.

Megan Marples:
Hello, my name is Megan Marples, that is. And this is my dog, Sniffles.

Complaint Department Lady:
Is that your complaint?

Megan Marples:
Why, no it is not! You see, I bought this hat and it has a hole in it. Observe the whole.

Complaint Department Lady:
[grabbing dog] Well, this is the weirdest hat I've ever seen.

Megan Marples:
No, no, no, no. That is my dog. This is my hat.

Complaint Department Lady:
[placing dog on head] How's it look?

Megan Marples:
Well, it looks like you have my dog on your head.

Complaint Department Lady:
I feel pretty.

Megan Marples:
Okay, as I was saying. This hat has a hole in it.

Complaint Department Lady:
...Whatcha doin'?

Megan Marples:
Complaining.

Complaint Department Lady:
May I hear your complaint?

Megan Marples:
Well, I sure as heck hope so! This hat has an unwanted hole in it!

Complaint Department Lady:
[opening dog's mouth] Well, you're right. There's a hole right here! This hat is defective.

[throws dog down defective shoot]

Megan Marples:
No, that's my dog!

Complaint Department Lady:
[grabbing hat] Oh, and what a cute dog it is! Who's a cutie? Who's a cute little...

[checks under the hat]

Complaint Department Lady:
boy? You are!

Megan Marples:
You are loony!

[walks off]

Complaint Department Lady:
Sir, you forgot your dog!