All in the Family1971

Edith Bunker:
[Archie is trying to be tender, but Edith is tense] What are you gonna do?

Archie Bunker:
[tenderly pulls her close] I'm just gonna do this here with my arm... [puts his arm around her]... And this here with my kisser. [kisses her tenderly. Edith stiffens at first, then returns the kiss and holds him close, Archie breaks away and smiles at her cautiously] Well, wasn't that nice?

Edith Bunker:
[nods, looking both immensely relieved and frightened] Do you... still love me?

Archie Bunker:
[baffled] DO I STILL LOVE YOU? What are you talkin' about? Why do you think I'm tryin' all this here... whaddaya call it..."LTD" on ya? [meant to say "TLC", for Tender Loving Care]

Edith Bunker:
...What's that?

Archie Bunker:
It's uh... uh uh..."Lovin' Til Daylight"... or something. [meekly] Look, here, I'm doin' the best I can. Lemme try again, huh?

Archie Bunker:
[tries to kiss her again, but Edith reacts frightfully] What did I do?

Edith Bunker:
I'm still scared.

Archie Bunker:
Aw, Edith, don't be scared no more. [hugs her tight]

Edith Bunker:
I... I can't forget that man.

Archie Bunker:
Aw, Edith...

Gloria Bunker-Stivic:
[barges in the bedroom door] Ma...

Archie Bunker:
Learn to knock, learn to knock, LEARN TO KNOCK!