All in the Family1971

Archie:
I ain't never gonna go to that supermarket again there, I hate it. It's two weeks I'm doing all the shopping in this house 'cuz your mother's scared to go outside of the place. If I ever get my hands on that raperer, I'm gonna turn him into a unique.

Gloria Bunker-Stivic:
Well you blew your chance, Daddy, cuz with no one around to identify him the police had to let him go. But you just go get him, huh?

Archie:
Death's too good for them guys, they ought to sentence them to 30 years in the supermarket.

Gloria Bunker-Stivic:
Daddy, don't pounds on the front door like that anymore. When you do, it scares Ma and she runs upstairs and hide.

Archie:
Ah geez, she's getting loonier every day! Washing and ironing the same things over and over. You know at night she sleeps with the lights on up there? I gotta hide myself under the covers, it ain't good for you you know. You ain't supposed to breathe the same air that your toes is in.

Gloria Bunker-Stivic:
Well, Daddy, you just better get used to this because it might go on for a long time.