All in the Family1971

Archie Bunker:
I think we're in luck. This guy is a phony.

Michael 'Meathead' Stivic:
How do you know that?

Archie Bunker:
Don't you ever read the papers? About all them unflocked priests running around? This priest here ain't kosher, and he never was!

Michael 'Meathead' Stivic:
How do you know?

Archie Bunker:
Did you see the lousy-looking suit he's wearing there?

Michael 'Meathead' Stivic:
So what, Arch? Maybe it's the only suit he owns.

Archie Bunker:
Are you kidding? The Catholic Church owns half of the property in New York, including some of your finest clothing stores.

Michael 'Meathead' Stivic:
Archie, if you have your doubts, why don't you just ask him for his credentials?

Archie Bunker:
Come on, how the hell you gonna do that?

Michael 'Meathead' Stivic:
Simple. You just walk up to him, and say, "Father, can I see your cross?"