Andy Richter Controls the Universe2002

[Teak and Phil are fighting over Jessica]

Jessica:
[answering the phone] This is Jessica.

Phil:
[impersonating Teak] Jessica, this is Teak. I just called to tell you I'm a total jerk and you should definitely go out with Phil, because he's your kind of man. And strong.

Teak:
[Teak comes in on a third line] Phil, you bastard. Jessica, it's me, Teak.

[impersonating Phil]

Teak:
No wait, it's Phil. And you're fat.

[normal]

Teak:
Did you hear that? Phil just called you fat.

Jessica:
[impersonating Phil] Wait, I'm Phil.

Teak:
What?

Phil:
Huh?

Jessica:
[impersonating Teak] Hello, this is Teak!

Phil:
What?

Teak:
Who is this?

Jessica:
[impersonating Phil] Phil. I think someone else is on the line.

Phil:
What?

Jessica:
[impersonating Teak] What?

Teak:
Are you Teak or Phil?

Jessica:
[scary voice] I'm in the house!

[impersonating Phil]

Jessica:
Dude, run! Hang up! Run!

[both Teak and Phil hang up and run away frightened]