Andy Richter Controls the Universe2002

Andy:
Look, I've got something to tell you. Ben has a twin, and they've been sharing you.

Jessica:
Yeah, I know.

Andy:
Yeah, but you don't understand. Ben is not always Ben, but sometimes his twin brother.

Jessica:
Uh-huh.

Andy:
Ok, sometimes two babies come out of a lady...

Jessica:
Yeah, I know all about that. First, I had my doubts, but then I decided to bite Ben on the thigh. The next day, the mark wasn't there.

Andy:
[thinking] So much simpler than my plan.

Jessica:
So, anyway, I realized that Ben is an incredibly interesting and intelligent guy, but lame in the sack. But, his brother, who's a complete moron, is amazing in bed. So, if I have an incredibly amazing conversation with one of them, I fake a headache and go home. And, if I'm with a guy who can hardly put a sentence together, I give him a PowerBar and take him back to my place. As long as they don't know I know, I'm completely satisfied!

[pause]

Andy:
You're not like other girls, are ya?