Andy Richter Controls the Universe2002

Andy:
[thinking] My plan was to tell Ben my grandmother's age, and make sure he remembered it. Then, I was going to bring it up the next time I see him. If he didn't remember her age, that means that he actually is sharing her with his twin.

[cut to a scene of Andy meeting Ben]

Andy:
Hey, Ben! Or as my 84 year old grandmother would say, "Hey Ben, I'm 84." 84! That's so funny, me and Ben were just talking about how old my 84 year old grandmother is. She can barely walk, cuz she's 84.

[Ben leaves confused. Cut to a scene of Andy in a bar]

Andy:
There he is he just walked in. Hey, Ben! Remember that day when we talked about my 84 year-old grand... Aww, crap.

[thinking]

Andy:
There goes my dream of being a spy.