Andy Richter Controls the Universe

Andy Richter Controls the Universe2002

Andy Richter Controls the Universe is a sitcom which aired from 2002–2003 on the Fox network. The series was Andy Richter's first starring role after leaving NBC's Late Night with Conan O'Brien in 2000. It ran for two seasons, totaling nineteen epis… more »



Jessica Green:
All of these resumes are impressive.

Andy Richter:
You know, eh, Ted has five years experience and he's been black his whole live, which has not been easy in such a racist society.

Wendy McKay:
My candidate's a woman from Saudi Arabia. She watched as her mother was stoned to death for driving a car. A bumper car.

Byron Togler:
You know, I know that we're trying to do a good thing, but I think that it's terrible putting people in racial catagories like this.

Andy Richter:
Let me guess, your guy is white?

Byron Togler:
No. My blind guy is white.

Keith Richards:
I found a one armed, gay, native American little person.

Wendy McKay:
Are you kidding me?

Keith Richards:
Unfortunately he wasn't a technical writer. He just wanted to meet another one armed, gay, native American little person. Anybody knows anybody?

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