Archer2009

Lana Kane:
Screw you Archer! Sullen wench?

Sterling Archer:
Come on Lana, relax. I had to make it look good!

Lana Kane:
You had to make it look good?

Sterling Archer:
And also annoy you.

Lana Kane:
Walther PPK. Chamber 32 ACP. What's the capacity?

Sterling Archer:
8 rounds?

Lana Kane:
Plus one in the chamber for a total of nine.

Sterling Archer:
OK thanks Rain Man, your point?

Lana Kane:
Malory's clip was empty but she claims she only fired three rounds.

Sterling Archer:
Whoa, wait a minute, you're saying mother lured Mascalzone up to her apartment, squeezed him into a six foot man rubber, calls us, then pulls a gun on him? That would be a crock of sh*t because that would mean she called the cops on herself.

Lana Kane:
Knowing they would not come back after they searched the apartment which was full of people and spotless.

Sterling Archer:
Oh my god! Do the math Rain Man! The wall was shot three times, and Mascalzone was shot five. For a total of - wait for it - 8.

Lana Kane:
Plus the one in her arm.

Sterling Archer:
[laughs] So wait a minute? Mother shot herself? Oh my god! Which would mean that mother has been banging this guy once a week for the last 35 years and the whole time she's been holding a grudge! Holy sh*t - she killed him.

Lana Kane:
And got us to dispose of the body.

Sterling Archer:
But why?

Lana Kane:
Who knows? It's Malory. You really want to know why she killed a guy?

Malory Archer:
[flashback - Malory removes her trenchcoat] Honey, you still got it!

Sterling Archer:
So much of this I never want to know the answer to. By the way do you want to go for a slice? [thinks about it] God what is with me and Italian lately?