Arrested Development2003

[Michael has found his brother, Gob, hidden in his office]

Michael:
One of those British guys came up to me and told me to back off. I can't believe it, but Dad may have been telling the truth. This may be dangerous.

Gob:
So you came back here to hide like a child.

Michael:
What are you doing locked in my office, exactly?

Gob:
Hiding from a child. Big difference.

Michael:
Gob, Steve Holt is your son. He probably just feels a connection.

Gob:
He doesn't know what he feels. I'm tired of being told - my God. What is this feeling?

[Schmaltzy music begins to play]

Michael:
You know, the feeling that you're feeling is just what many of us call... a "feeling".

Gob:
It's not like envy, or even hungry.

Michael:
Could it be love?

Gob:
I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite - it's like my heart is getting hard.

[the music reaches its crescendo]

Gob:
Maybe I am ready to be a father.