Arrested Development2003

Michael:
[after the PTA meeting] Right and wrong. How can one thing be right and the other be wrong? I guess that's the

[growl]

Michael:
of it.

Beth Baerly:
[in high spirits] Yeah. They just kinda threw this class at me after Mr. Daniel's had a stroke.

Michael:
[laughs] I had him! That's someth... Well, how is he?

Beth Baerly:
Oh, well, he... had a stroke.

Michael:
Oh, I thought you were kidding.

Beth Baerly:
No, I was just laughing 'cause you were laughing.

Michael:
Oh.

[beat]

Michael:
[growl]

[they both laugh]

Michael:
Let me ask you an ethical question. Is it ethical to ask a teacher out for a drink?

Beth Baerly:
I don't know. Is there a wife?

Michael:
Yeah, but she's dead.

Beth Baerly:
[laughing over the "joke"] Have you ever married?

Michael:
Yeah. She died.

Beth Baerly:
Oh, I'm sorry. Why are we laughing?

Michael:
I don't know. It's... Mr. Daniel's stroke all over again.

[nervous laughing]

Michael:
Let's go get that drink.

Beth Baerly:
Yeah.

Michael:
[growl]