Arrested Development2003

[Michael reveals that George Michael has a crush on Beth]

Beth Baerly:
He knows we're going out. He saw me this morning

Michael:
No, no, I covered that. I told him that you slept with my brother.

Beth Baerly:
That may be the most unethical thing I've ever heard.

Michael:
Well, you've only been doing this half a semester. Look, it was a preemptive strike. My brother would have *tried* to sleep with you.