Babylon 51994

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Londo Mollari:
No! No, this report is totally inappropriate. You have to do it again.

Vir Cotto:
But, Londo, why? I've spent weeks working on this report. I didn't even sleep on the flight back from Minbar so I could go over it again. I've checked every single detail myself. It's absolutely accurate.

Londo Mollari:
Yes, Vir, I'm sure it is, and that is the problem.

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Londo Mollari:
And here: "The Minbari put great emphasis on art, literature, and music." Yes, but say instead they are decadent people interested only in the pursuit of dubious pleasures. The dubious part is very important. It doesn't mean anything, but it scares people every time.

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Vir Cotto:
I thought the purpose of filing these reports was to provide accurate intelligence!

Londo Mollari:
Vir, intelligence has nothing to do with politics! - Here: "They're tolerant of cultural differences."

Vir Cotto:
Yes.

Londo Mollari:
No. Make that "They have no well-defined sense of morality." They'll love that back home.