Bored to Death

     

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Bored to Death is an American comedy series that ran on HBO from September 20, 2009 to November 28, 2011. The show was created by author Jonathan Ames, and stars Jason Schwartzman as a fictional Jonathan Ames—a writer based in Brooklyn, New York Cit… more »


Ray Hueston:
[after Leah kisses him in bed] I'm sorry I can't tonight. That guy eviscerated me. My penis is totally recessed.

Leah:
What?

Ray Hueston:
When I was a little kid I used to like to push my penis in, to make it look like it disappeared. Today that happened all by itself. [Curls into a fetal position]

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