Boy Meets World1993

Mr. George Feeny:
Morning, boys.

Eric:
Salutations, my didactic friend.

Mr. George Feeny:
[shocked]... Excuse me?

Jack:
Hi. He said hi.

Mr. George Feeny:
I know what he said. Does he know what he said?

Eric:
[laughs] Oh, Mr. Feeny, I appreciate your sardonic jocularity.

Jack:
It's his word-a-day calendar. It took him some time, but he's finally got it down.

Mr. George Feeny:
Oh, well, Eric, I salute you. A good vocabulary is an important asset in life.

Eric:
Well, thank you, Mr. Feeny.I'm certain my erudite loquaciousness will be most advantageous, particularly as regards to my intellectual discourse.

Mr. George Feeny:
I can see where this is going to get old quick.

Jack:
Can you? Snap him out of it.

Mr. George Feeny:
So, Eric, have you perused the tastefully lascivious Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue?

Eric:
Tushies for sale! Cool!

Jack:
You're a good teacher, Mr. Feeny.

Mr. George Feeny:
Yeah, well, when you live next door to a house full of psychos.