Charmed1998

Piper:
Where are you? Ow! Who put that there?

Phoebe:
Oh, my god! Piper, you're blind!

Piper:
Yeah, Phoebe, I just said that. Now can we talk about how a monkey could do that?

Phoebe:
What did she say?

Piper:
What did who say? The monkey? The monkey didn't say anything. He covered my eyes and stole my eyesight.

Paige:
[Paige writes] How?

Phoebe:
I think the monkey stole your eyesight when he covered your eyes.

Piper:
Phoebe, are you listening to me? That's just what I said. Are you acting like you can't even hear me?

Phoebe:
Oh, Piper, it's no use. I can't even hear you. The monkey stole my hearing.

Piper:
Oh, he got you, too. Which means somebody sent that flea-infested primate after us. We've got to find Paige.

Phoebe:
[Paige claps] Why are you clapping? This is not funny.

Phoebe:
What's the matter, Paige?

Piper:
Paige? Where's Paige?

Leo Wyatt:
What's going on? [Paige coves her mouth. Phoebe covers her ears. Piper covers her eyes] I see.

Piper:
Well, I don't! Where is Paige?

Leo Wyatt:
Uh, she just can't talk.

Phoebe:
Excuse me! This is either someone's sick, sick joke or someone's working on a massive evil plan!