Come Fly with Me2010

Narrator:
There have been allegations in the morning papers that FlyLo planes have been flying without lifejackets. But Omar is quick to respond.

[the documentary cuts to Omar in the cabin of a FlyLo plane]

Omar Baba:
[to the camera, gesturing at the seats] This seat, lifejacket! This seat, lifejacket! This seat, lifejacket! This seat...

[he checks underneath the seat]

Omar Baba:
Lifejacket soon! This seat, lifejacket. And what's more, I've made easier than ever for passengers to use the lifejackets. I'll show you.

[he grunts as he squeezes himself into one of the economy class seats]

Omar Baba:
OK, we are on our holidays. Suddenly, plane falls into sea. Kaboom! Plane is now filling with water. "Aah! Aah! Help me!" Not a problem! Simply reach under your seat...

[he grunts and wheezes as he reaches under his seat and pulls out a bulky electronic credit card reader]

Omar Baba:
[reading out the words on the display screen] Do you want to purchase lifejacket? Yes.

[presses button]

Omar Baba:
Swipe card and enter PIN. OK.

[he takes out a credit card, swipes it and keys in the PIN number]

Omar Baba:
Would you like priority disembarkation? Hmmm... Yes. Purchase whistle? Yes. Add to cart. Total: ?60. Lifejacket is now mine - for 20 minute. After 20 minute, it deflates automatically and I simply swim back into plane to pay for more. Is good, no?

[he gives the thumbs up]