Covington Cross1992

Cedric Grey:
You're late. I was worried you were having doubt. Come here.

[Cedric turns and sees, not one of the young convent girls, but Mother Superior]

Mother Superior:
Don't be alarmed, dear boy. I haven't come here to harm you.

Cedric Grey:
I was just, ah...

Mother Superior:
Shh. Shh. Please, sit down. I've wanted you from the very moment I first laid eyes on you.

Cedric Grey:
You have?

Mother Superior:
Yes! I want to devour you. Hours of delicious love-making. Not just a night, but every night!

Cedric Grey:
Now when you say "every night", does that include King's holidays?

Mother Superior:
Oh, take me, Cedric!

[Cedric bolts through the second-floor window and crashes to the convent's grounds below]