DVD-R Hell2011

Himself - Host:
Oh Lord, what else are we gonna talk about? Weird people in the park/ Strange behavior at the drive-in?

Piglet:
I think we should tell our friends that danger doesn't always come from strangers! It can be from someone you know!

Himself - Host:
That's right, kids! Everyone wants to abduct you!

Winnie the Pooh:
Oh Piglet, you're right! People you see every day might... want to touch you.

Himself - Host:
Yeah, and... wait, what?

Winnie the Pooh:
Well, there are certain private places on your body that nobody is supposed to touch, except you.

Himself - Host:
*mouth gaps open*

Winnie the Pooh:
Sometimes your parents might touch them if they're dressing you or bathing you, or the doctor has to touch them when he's examining you.

Himself - Host:
You know that the doctor can also be guilty of *makes hand gesture*

Piglet:
Oh b-b-but, is there touching that's not okay, Pooh?

Winnie the Pooh:
Oh yes, Piglet. And that's the kind of touching that gives you a funny feeling inside.

Himself - Host:
Stop. Stop. Stop this now, please. Stop.

Winnie the Pooh:
If anybody tries to touch you anywhere in a not okay way, a way that feels wrong, tell them, "No!"

Himself - Host:
Yeah, most rapists tend to listen to the word "no." Jesus Christ, kids. Kick them in the balls and run!