Death Battle2010

Wizard:
As a cat-woman, Felicia faced discrimination all her life. She was raised by a nun and became a successful pop-star, a passion that would ultimately lead her on a quest to bring humans and cat-people together to make children happy.

Boomstick:
What the hell? I thought we were talking about a deadly demon warrior and... is she naked?

Wizard:
Yes.

Boomstick:
But, she's a cat.

Wizard:
Yes...

Boomstick:
Hmmm... do you think it'd be wrong to...

Wizard:
Yes! Felicia is a Darkstalker, a creature of the night, and naturally possesses supernatural strength, speed and agility. She can also use her unique cat senses to sniff out enemies from extreme distances.

Boomstick:
She can tear into her foes with the sharp claws restin' in her big-ass paws, each several inches long and capable of tearing through all kinds of armor.

Wizard:
To top it off her tail is extremely strong, able to lift her entire body on its own. She's undeniably one of the faster Darkstalkers, and can get around the battlefield with her unpredictable Rolling Smash, Delta Kicks and Rolling Buckler.

Boomstick:
[singing] Felicia, she can really move! Felicia, she's got an attitude!

Wizard:
Yes Boomstick, we get it, she's like Sonic. Anyway, as a Darkstalker, Felicia has a natural affinity for magic, able to use it in the form of her only ranged attack: kicking sand

Boomstick:
At least she's litter box trained.

Wizard:
As she was raised by a nun, even becoming one herself, she has little to no combat training, preferring to focus on her singing career and running an orphanage. As such, she relies on her lethal feral instincts in a fight.

Boomstick:
But these same instincts also lead her to be easily distracted by ferocious enemies like butterflies, rolling balls of yarn and paper that crinkles.

Wizard:
The other Darkstalkers consider Felicia to be one of the weakest of their kind, but with the help from her friends, she somehow manages to hold her own against demon lords, spell-casters and all-powerful aliens.

Boomstick:
That's one cat you don't want to cross.