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King Brian:
Darby O'Gill. What class of deceitful trickery are you up to this time?

Darby O'Gill:
Good evenin', Your Honor. I brought a Mr. Disney here to see you, sir.

King Brian:
Disney? I know the Daleys, the Duffys, the Donovans, the Dedrens, the Dooleys, the Dardys, but Disney? No. I don't know any Disneys. So, good night, sir.

Walt Disney:
Your majesty, nevertheless, I am half-Irish.

Darby O'Gill:
Mr. Disney has come all those millions of miles from America to see you, sir.

King Brian:
Eh. And I've come all the way up from the middle of the mountain to have a look at him. What's this I hear about him not wanting the gold? Is it a new trick maybe?

Walt Disney:
No, sir. It's no trick

King Brian:
But it isn't human. I've never heard of a mortal man refusing our gold.

Walt Disney:
It's you I want to see. You see, I'm making a film about Ireland. The real thing.

King Brian:
What's that got to do with me?

Walt Disney:
I want you in it?

King Brian:
[laughs heartily] Oh, ho ho ho! Mother and huff! Is it mad you are, man, or what?