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Doug:
[Doug ordering from the Honker Burger for the first time] Hi, I'd like three hamburgers, one no pickles, one no onions, one fish sandwich, four fries, and four grape sodas.

Honker Burger Cashier:
[pause] I can't understand a word you say.

Doug:
Huh? [Doug tries again to no avail]

Skeeter:
Hey, man, let me take care of it. The new kid wants three moo cows, one no cucs, one no sneakers, one wet one, four cubers, and four from the vine. Do you want anything else?

Doug:
[dumbstruck] How do you order a salad from the salad bar?

Skeeter:
[Skeeter turns to the cashier] One salad from the salad bar!

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