Drake & Josh2004

Josh Nichols:
We can't get into the Reptile Room [nightclub]. You have to be over 21.

Drake Parker:
You are over 21, Mr.

Drake Parker:
[pulls out fake I.D]

Drake Parker:
Yakatori!

Josh Nichols:
What's this?

Drake Parker:
Fake I.D.

Josh Nichols:
You got me a fake I.D.?

Drake Parker:
Yeah. Got me one, too. Take a look.

Drake Parker:
[hands Josh his own fake I.D]

Josh Nichols:
...Jefferson Steelflex?

Drake Parker:
Made it up myself.

Josh Nichols:
[sarcastically] Oh, DID ya?

Josh Nichols:
So, you're suggesting we go into the Reptile Room posing as... Jefferson Steelflex and Alvin Yakatori.

Drake Parker:
Yeah, pretty much.

Josh Nichols:
I'm not using a fake I.D. It's illegal.

Drake Parker:
So? It's illegal to rob banks, but people do it!

Josh Nichols:
Yes, people who are bankrobbers!