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Patrick Stewart:
And I do other stuff, like I go to the World Cup final, and it's Germany versus England, and I wish that I were playing, and suddenly I am, and I score the winning goal, and they carry me into the dressing room and there's Roony and Beckham and then Posh Spice walks in and...

Andy Millman:
Her clothes fall off?

Patrick Stewart:
Instantly.

Andy Millman:
Sure.

Patrick Stewart:
And she doesn't know what's happening, but I've...

Patrick Stewart, Andy Millman:
[in unison] seen everything.

Andy Millman:
[pause] Good. Is there a narrative at all, is there like a story in the film, or is it just...

Patrick Stewart:
Well, I'm a sort of a James Bond figure...

Andy Millman:
Right.

Patrick Stewart:
And I have to go to Iraq, to rescue these hostages. And I get there and I rescue them, but they're all women and they're naked because their clothes have rotted off. But I get them into the helicopter, and I'm flying the helicopter, but I can still sneak a look in the mirror and I can see everything, you know. One of them's bending over, two of them are kissing...

Andy Millman:
They've turned lesbian.

Patrick Stewart:
Yeah, because they've been in the camp for so long.

Andy Millman:
Can happen. Well, look, good luck with that. I've just written a sitcom, but I wonder if you could give it to anyone you know, you know, in film or TV...

Patrick Stewart:
Is there any nudity in it?