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Narrator:
Well once again it's time for another thrilling episode of The Adventurers, starring India Rubber Jones and his cheerful chum, Cheese Plant. This week I.R. and C.P. find the situation hotter than a bowl of chili in an Eskimo's overcoat, as we find them halfway up the little known Haramuatuchi mountain searching for the lost gold of the ancient Yeti warriors.

Cheese Plant:
Say, say, India Rubber, oops, we must be getting close to the ancient Yeti warrior's lost gold.

India Rubber Jones:
Sure thing, Cheese Plant old pal, but don't talk too loud, you could start an avalanche.

Cheese Plant:
Huh, what did you say, I.R.? I couldn't quite here you.

India Rubber Jones:
I said: don't talk too loud, you could start an avalanche.

Cheese Plant:
What? What's that about a branch?

India Rubber Jones:
Avalanche, Cheese Plant. Don't talk too loud.

Cheese Plant:
A ranch? Up here? I shouldn't think so. It's too steep for the little cows to climb up.

Cheese Plant:
Not a ranch, Cheese Plant, avalanche. Don't talk too loud.

Cheese Plant:
Heh heh, a dance? A dance on the side of a mountain? It's not very safe you know.

India Rubber Jones:
[raises his voice] I never mentioned a dance, I said don't talk to loud. You might start an ava - [I.R. talks too loud, thereby starting an avalanche]

Cheese Plant:
I say, I.R., I wouldn't talk too loud if I were you, you might start an avalanche.

Ancient Yeti Warrior:
Don't worry about the gold guys, I found it thanks to you.

Narrator:
And so another more dangerous than a runaway eighteen foot snail story comes to a happy ending. Tune in next week for another daring adventure of... The Adventurers.