Freakazoid!1995

Our Narrator:
Ladies and gentlement, the President of the Motion Picture Association of America, Mr. Jack Valenti.

Jack Valenti:
Hello, I'm Jack Valenti, and these are my cheeks. You know, we get a lot of letters here at the Motion Picture Association of America. And most of them are about my cheeks. Still, there have been a few letters asking us all about Freakazoid. Letters like this one from Miss Ida Lupins of Santa Susana City. And she writes, "Dear Mr. Valenti, I like your cheeks. I'd like to know how Freakazoid got his start as a superhero. What were the special circumstances? My home is made of adobe." Well, Miss Lupins, you're in luck. As it just so happens, we've produced a special little motion picture about Freakazoid's origins that's filled with action and adventure and even features a scene with a man wrestling a bear for no reason. So sit back, relax and enjoy Freakazoid's origins.

Our Narrator:
And now... our feature presentation.