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Isabella:
I thought we might discuss terms, avoid unnecessary bloodshed.

Madalena:
Well, I kind of am here for the unnecessary bloodshed.

Isabella:
The rules of war dictate that...

Madalena:
God, you're going to be lame about this, aren't you? Fine. Here are my terms: complete surrender, hand over your castle, your gold, your jewels, your livestock...

Isabella:
I think that's a bit extreme.

Madalena:
Not done. All the men of fighting age will be conscripted into our army. Oh, and I want all the children to put their toys in a pile, then I'm going to light it on fire.

[giggling]

Madalena:
Yay! I'm having fun after all!