Get Smart1965

Agent 44:
[hiding in a funnel] What took you so long to get here?

Maxwell Smart:
Well, first of all, we had to decode that secret message you left on the porthole.

Agent 44:
Was it hard? You know, secret messages are one of my specialties.

Maxwell Smart:
I've seen harder...

Agent 99:
[lying] Max figured it out right away.

Agent 44:
You did? Well you wait until next time. I've got a humdinger. You'll never get it!

Maxwell Smart:
What are you talking about, 44? What good is a secret message if n one cn understand it?

Agent 44:
Listen, 86, I don't have much fun on this job. There's no mingling with the glamorous passengers. No deck tennis. No gala evenings at the captain's table. No, no, not for me.

Maxwell Smart:
Take it easy, 44, take it easy!

Agent 44:
I mean, a spy can only take so muuch. Funnels and portholes and sleeping in the cargo hold. Hiding, always hiding. I want to come in from the cold.