Get Smart

Get Smart1965

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Get Smart is an American comedy television series that satirizes the secret agent genre that was popular at the time. It was created by Mel Brooks with Buck Henry, and had its television premiere on NBC on September 18, 1965. more »



Chief:
Now remember, now that we know that KAOS is in possession of the stolen plans, what we have to find out is how they intend to smuggle them out of the country and when.

Maxwell Smart:
Yes. Well, what you're saying, Chief is that now that we know how, all we have to do is find out who, when and where.

Chief:
No, forget about where. When we find out how, we'll know where.

Maxwell Smart:
Well, how will how tell us where?

Chief:
If it's going by boat, it's probably going to Richelieu's salon in Beirut, which is a safe port. If it's going by plane, it'll probably go to his salon in Damascus. You understand?

Maxwell Smart:
Yes, I understand Chief, but I don't think I quite agree with you. You see all you've told me is that we know how but we don't know who, when or where. So that tells us that we don't know anything.

Chief:
[blinks] What?

Maxwell Smart:
Well, we know who, and that doesn't tell us when, so why should how tell us where?

Chief:
Max, you're driving me crazy.

Maxwell Smart:
How?

Chief:
Don't say that word!

Maxwell Smart:
Why?

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