Gossip Girl2007

Serena van der Woodsen:
Hey guys.

Kati Farkas:
Hey.

Serena van der Woodsen:
I'm not pregnant.

Kati Farkas:
Oh, cool.

Isabel Coates:
Congratulations.

Hazel:
Selibitory drinks after school?

Serena van der Woodsen:
Yeah sure, Blair can I talk to you?

Blair Waldorf:
Of course. Excuse me.

Serena van der Woodsen:
Did you get my text?

Blair Waldorf:
Of course, yes I did but...

Serena van der Woodsen:
So then you know I told Dan I'm not pregnant.

Blair Waldorf:
Yes and I am so happy for you, close call huh.

Serena van der Woodsen:
Are we really gonna play that old game B?

Blair Waldorf:
I have no idea what you're talking about.

Serena van der Woodsen:
Whenever something happens that's not a part of your plan you pretend like it doesn't exist. You act like you're in this movie about your perfect like and then I have to remind you the only one watching that movie's you. [pause] You admitted that your period was late.

Blair Waldorf:
Yes I've been very stressed I had that chem test on Friday.

Serena van der Woodsen:
And your acting like a total b*tch because you're not hormonal?

Blair Waldorf:
Maybe I am a total b*tch did you ever think about that?

Serena van der Woodsen:
Just take the test B. [Serena hands Blair a pregnancy test]

Blair Waldorf:
Stop it!

Blair Waldorf:
Just take the test. You need to know if you and Chuck are gonna have a baby.

[Serena leaves]