Gossip Girl2007

William Van Der Woodsen:
[into a phone] I did as you asked. I tricked Carol into signing over her half of the Rhodes estate to me. So, I'll sign Carol's half of the estate over to you when I get back to the apartment.

Lily Van Der Woodsen:
[into a phone] Good. We both know that Carol does not deserve any part of my mother's money, and getting it away from her is the least you deserve for what I found out about you two today.

William Van Der Woodsen:
I can understand you leaving Carol to rot in jail and you tricking Ivy with a bribe into helping you, but you are going to take care of Lola, right? That was the deal.

Lily Van Der Woodsen:
What kind of a monster do you think I am? Do you think that just because she's a product of one of your many extramarial affairs that I would punish Lola by cutting her out too? I wouldn't do that.

William Van Der Woodsen:
Why is it that I don't believe you?

Lily Van Der Woodsen:
[smirks] See you soon.