Gossip Girl2007

[Blair wakes up holding Chuck and then slaps him]

Blair Waldorf:
Ow!

Chuck Bass:
Who, what, when, where, why?

Blair Waldorf:
We were up late plotting against Georgina. We must have dozed off.

Chuck Bass:
And you were on the floor!

Blair Waldorf:
I didn't want to hurt my back.

Chuck Bass:
Why? It's not like you do anything athletic.

Blair Waldorf:
Well that's not entirely true now is it?

Chuck Bass:
Fine. Nothing that requires you moving your scarf.

Blair Waldorf:
It was one time, it was chilly.

Chuck Bass:
Enough about the past. Before you landed in my bed, we actually landed on a good idea.

Blair Waldorf:
Well I trust you can take it from here. I have a best man's speech to write, and no time to write it.

Chuck Bass:
Don't worry, I can be b*tch enough for the both of us.

Blair Waldorf:
I still have the scars on my back to prove it. [Blair starts pushing him out the door] You know, they say if you love something you should set it free.

Chuck Bass:
Ugh! They say when you hate something you should slam the door in its face!

Blair Waldorf:
I love it when you talk dirty Blair.