Gossip Girl2007

Chuck Bass:
I love this town. I'm going to have to tell my parents the hotel they just bought is serving minors.

Serena van der Woodsen:
And if you get a drink, they're also serving pigs.

Chuck Bass:
Ooh, I love it when you talk dirty.

Serena van der Woodsen:
You just love when a girl talks to you.

Chuck Bass:
Actually, I prefer them when they're not talking.

Serena van der Woodsen:
[sarcastically] Mm. I've missed your witty banter.

Chuck Bass:
Let's catch up. Take our clothes off, stare at each other.

Serena van der Woodsen:
How about I just get a bite to eat? I'm drinking on an empty stomach.

Chuck Bass:
I heard you didn't do that anymore.

Serena van der Woodsen:
Special occasion.

Chuck Bass:
Well, how about a grilled cheese with truffle oil? You love truffles.

Serena van der Woodsen:
Enough to know it's not on the menu.

Chuck Bass:
I'm connected.

Serena van der Woodsen:
Only 'cause I'm hungry.