Gossip Girl2007

Bart Bass:
So. Your new step-brother told me about your problem at school. Frankly, I wasn't surprised given your propensity for recklessness and adventure.

Serena van der Woodsen:
I'm sorry?

Bart Bass:
Don't tell your mother, but... I made a call.

Serena van der Woodsen:
You did what?

Bart Bass:
It was harder than usual. That new headmistress of yours is a new peice of work. I had to go over her head. Sorry I couldn't get the charges completely dropped, but, at least I got you minimal sentence.

Gossip Girl:
One thing about being on the inside, once you get there you don't always get to choose where you stand... or sit.

Chuck Bass:
[Chuck comes over, puts his hand on her knee but she tosses it away] I was just looking our for my family. The new Van Der Woodsen-Bass library should be completed for Eric's graduation.

Bart Bass:
I can see that Lily and I are going to have our hands full with the two of you.

Serena van der Woodsen:
Okay. Will you excuse me? I need some air.